Benefits when you're cute:More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
If you want to get a free pizza you must order in Spanish. Pizza Patrón, a carry-out pizza chain headquartered in Dallas, is planning a promotion that will give away large pepperoni pizzas to anyone that orders in Spanish, reported USA Today. But not everyone thinks this is good idea.
Via Google Translate: Una pizza de pepperoni por favor … ven, que no era tan difícil!
“It seems to punish people who can’t speak Spanish, and I resent that,” said Peter Thomas, chairman of the Conservative Caucus. “In public areas, people should be speaking English, and that includes pizza parlors,” he told USA Today.
OMG WUT hahaaaaaaaa punish people who can’t speak spanish. omg. all us poor english speaking folk ;_; what will we do without being able to order a free pizza.
What is going on with the world/my dashboard today. I just can’t.
“I breathe in slowly. Food is life. I exhale, take another breath. Food is life. And that’s the problem. When you’re alive, people can hurt you. It’s easier to crawl into a bone cage or a snowdrift of confusion. It’s easier to lock everybody out. But it’s a lie.”—Laurie Halse Anderson, Wintergirls (via flowerlilies)
the flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in there and sometimes a soul, and the women break vases against the walls and the men drink too much and nobody finds the one but keep looking crawling in and out of beds. flesh covers the bone and the flesh searches for more than flesh.
there’s no chance at all: we are all trapped by a singular fate.
nobody ever finds the one.
the city dumps fill the junkyards fill the madhouses fill the hospitals fill the graveyards fill